When I received my membership card it said I was an apprentice bricklayer and I, who was a great home builder at the time, couldn't help but have a good laugh.
Notes from Wikiquote
Silvio Berlusconi, from Telelombardia. As quoted in «Di Pietro? Mi fa orrore» Berlusconi: non è demerito essere piduista, Corriere della Sera, p. 8 (March 7, 2000)