When the United States gets fascism, it will call it anti-fascism.
Source, in full
Originally reported by Robert Cantrell. However, years later Cantrell told Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. that it was his own summary of his conversation with Long, not Long's exact words. See: Paul F. Boller and John H. George, They Never Said It (1990)
Variants
When the United States gets fascism, it will call it 100 percent Americanism.