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I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions and protestations cannot turn crap into a delicious dessert.

— Laura Penny More Money than Brains (2010)

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Who teh heLL R u 2 tELL me what 2 reed or how 2 spel?

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Anyone taking classics or history for the prestige is either at Oxford or stuck in 1909.

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"You think you're so smart" is never a compliment; the only thing worse than being smart is thinking that you are.

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All we really need to do is learn 'em so they don't frig up the cash register or offend the customers.

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It's a shame that pantyless party girls get more attention than the real heroes, the nurses and teachers and moms.

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