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"No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!"

— Janeane Garofalo

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More quotes by Janeane Garofalo

"There's nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means 'to breathe together'."

"[Conservative talk radio hosts] have conned the American people into thinking there is such a thing as a pro-life, pro-war, pro-gun, pro-death penalty Christian."

Left of the Dial (2005)

"Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."

War is failure! When you are at war, you have failed! When you have gone to a war of choice and lied about it, you're a double-triple, triple-quadruple failure!

"It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs."

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