I had never had a piece of toast
Particularly long and wide,
But fell upon the sanded floor,
And always on the buttered side.

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Parodying Moore's famous lines from Lalla Rookh (1817) | I never nursed a young gazelle To glad me with its soft dark eye, But when it came to know me well, And love me, it was sure to die.

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I had never had a piece of toastParticularly long and wide,But fell upon the sanded floor,And always on the buttered side.

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I had never had a piece of toast
Particularly long and wide,
But fell upon the sanded floor,
And always on the buttered side.