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We don’t pay attention to the news, since we’re busy helping people, doing stuff that’s actually important.

— Alex Shvartsman Explaining Cthulhu to Grandma and Other Stories (2015)

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Whoever coined the cliché about customers always being right clearly did not spend any time working behind the counter.

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“This is really hard to accept at sixteen, but dads are often right,” said the older man.

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