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I cut my pubes last night. My hairs were getting longer than my penis.

— Howard Stern

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Courage is standing up for what you believe in. There are so many people who aren't willing to stand up. You've got to fight.

Howard Stern, What I've Learned, Esquire Magazine (2006)

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Really, why am I doing this anymore? It makes me crazy. I hate getting up early in the morning, and I don't particularly like doing the show.

Howard Stern on Piers Morgan Tonight, CNN (2011)

I love America. I love our freedom. And nowhere could a guy like me, a schlub like me have success with -- where would I get this freedom of speech? They don't allow this anywhere.

Howard Stern on Piers Morgan Tonight, CNN (2011)

Don't let the government win.

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