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Then again, even if I were informed, what's the likelihood of changing anyone's opinion, especially a couple of strangers? If my own little mind is nailed shut, why wouldn't theirs be?

— David Sedaris Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls (2013)

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Our artwork did not hang on the refrigerator or anywhere near it, because our parents recognised it for what it was: crap.

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"Cut corners and it'll always come back to bite you in the ass." That was one of her sayings.

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'It is ironic that nudists are just about the last people you'd ever want to see naked.

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If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.

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Something has changed, and now, when I look at my students, I see only people who are going to eat up my time.

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