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I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. "Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance!" just doesn't cut it….

— Robert Anton Wilson

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This quote is knowingly or otherwise lifted from Bill Hicks' comedy routine, or vice versa.

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