"Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts."
Notes from Wikiquote
In reference to Samoa Joe
"Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?"
Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
"Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers."
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