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Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Florence Henderson's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!

— Adam Sandler

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I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!

What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)

Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!

What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)

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