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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, you end up with a non-working cat. Do not try this.

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If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.

You made us what you would not dare to be yourselves. Yet you will not acknowledge us.

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