“...These trousers may sit well, but, if they do, it is because the pockets are empty.”
Notes from Wikiquote
“As broke as the Ten Commandments.”
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.
It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.
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