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Any child who cannot do long division by himself does not deserve to smoke.

— Fran Lebowitz

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

Women who insist on having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.

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