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Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum.
Claim it means: I've really got to take my hat off to you.
What it really means: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

— Henry Beard Latin for All Occasions (1990)

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Phony ailments

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Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety.

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Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

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Perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.

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Taedium pellucidorum.
An eye condition that keeps you from looking at people's slides.

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Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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