I really have some luggage in my head. If only there were insurance companies for that as there are for so many things here, there's a bale I should insure at once.
J'ai vraiment, un vrai bagage dans la tête. S'il y avait pour cela, comme il y a partout ici, des compagnies d'assurance, voilà un ballot je ferais assurer de suite.
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