124 kilos, and right now I'm not erect, erect is 126.
I've got a beam in my pants.
Source, in full
Comments to his interpreter during a 2018 visit to North Korea in video footage shown in Fall of an Ogre, as cited in "Gérard Depardieu made sexual comments about 10-year-old girl, documentary shows", The Telegraph (7 December 2023)