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Strange, when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter.

— Max Beerbohm And Even Now (1920)

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All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.

Zuleika Dobson (1911)

I am a Tory Anarchist. I should like every one to go about doing just as he pleased — short of altering any of the things to which I have grown accustomed.

And Even Now (1920)

The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.

Zuleika Dobson (1911)

Most women are not so young as they are painted.

A Defense of Cosmetics (1895)

Zuleika, on a desert island, would have spent most of her time in looking for a man's footprint.

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