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'Tis strange how like a very dunce,
Man, with his bumps upon his sconce,
Has lived so long, and yet no knowledge he
Has had, till lately, of Phrenology—
A science that by simple dint of
Head-combing he should find a hint of,
When scratching o'er those little pole-hills
The faculties throw up like mole hills.

— Thomas Hood Craniology, reported in Hoyt's New Cyclopedia Of Practical Quotations (1922)

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Or up in my bed now,
To cover my head now,
And have a good cry!

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