Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Twain did say | "There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather that compels the stranger's admiration — and regret. The weather is always doing something there ... In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. ... Yes, one of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it." | Speech at the dinner of New England Society in New York City (22 December 1876)