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Jerk off, fling poo, jerk off, fling poo, jerk, fling, jerk, fling. I hate monkeys. This is their story.

— Kevin D. Williamson How Twitter radicals are controlling corporate America (2019)

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When things go sideways in this unhappy world, nobody cries out in the dead of night: “For the love of God, somebody call the Dutch!”

Tucker Carlson and Michael Brendan Dougherty and a lot of Republicans have something in common with Walter Duranty’s clip file and the underplumbed Russian countryside: They’re all full of s—.

Because they think of themselves as a special enlightened caste, progressives care almost nothing about process. Process is for the little people.

The Caste System (2018)

Liars think everybody is lying, cheaters think everybody else is a cheat, and self-serving political hacks who misuse their offices think that that’s just how the game is played, that everybody does it.

The Caste System (2018)

In Sweden, diversity is not their strength. Homogeneity is.

Homogenity is Their Strength (2014)

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