I am not in Us Weekly. I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.
Notes from Wikiquote
Small, Mark (2005). "John Mayer '98: Running with the Big Dogs" Berlee.edu (accessed February 22, 2007)
There's a real self-serving element to hip-hop that threatens its life span.
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
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