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[On chat-up lines]
Well, stick around love, cos I've got worse. The worst being, simply, "Get in the van."

— Russell Brand Shame [Live DVD (2006)

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"This phone will connect you to people everywhere, except for where you are, and sever you from God forever. Apple."

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I see that dereliction can survive in opulence; the abundantly wealthy with destitution in their stare.

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I know it's serious but the actual event doesn't change whether we look at it humorously or seriously.

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