Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles.

— George Mikes How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and More Advanced Pupils (1946)

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How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and More Advanced Pupils (1946)

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How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and More Advanced Pupils (1946)

How to Be an Alien: A Handbook for Beginners and More Advanced Pupils (1946)

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