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Lawyers exist to tell you everything that could possibly go wrong with anything you want to do. The correct way to interact with them is to say thank you very much, and then do it anyway. Actually no one told me that; I had to figure it out myself.

— Theodore Gray

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And so it is that we come to the end of our journey through the periodic table not with a bang, but with a committee.

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Adults only look like they know what they're doing. In fact, they're all making it up as they go along, especially when giving advice.

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