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I have to start by telling you that my entire existence can be summed up in one phrase. And that is: If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

— Carrie Fisher Wishful Drinking (2008)

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I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.

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Things are getting worse faster than I can lower my standards.

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Instant gratification takes too long.

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I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George [Lucas]. I took too many drugs to remember.

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