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I was so average, Tojo. Even after I stopped being fat I was just an average girl with average parents and average grades and average friends. I was always afraid I was going to have an average husband and sleep with him 3.4 times a week and have 2.2 children.

— Mike Resnick The Three-Legged Hootch Dancer (1983)

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Man sells his soul to the devil, he spends the rest of his life trying to stockpile enough money to buy it back.

Santiago: a Myth of the Far Future (1986)

The second you attain power, you become what you’ve been fighting against.

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Corruption is like a disease; it tends to spread to everyone who comes into contact with it.

Eros Ascending (1984)

Nobody reaches a position of authority without the ability to be a back-stabbing bastard when the chips are down.

Sideshow (1982)

It’s my observation that God usually favors the side with the best weapons.

Purgatory (1993)

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