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"You see my adjutant made rather a silly mistake. He hadn't had much truck with boots before and the silly fellow thought they were extra rations. My men ate the whole bag of tricks last night."

— Evelyn Waugh Black Mischief (1932)

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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.

Put Out More Flags (1942)

To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.

Brideshead Revisited (1945)

It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

Brideshead Revisited (1945)

O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.

Brideshead Revisited (1945)

Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room.

Officers and Gentlemen (1955)

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