My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, "that's the last time I'm coming out one of those."
Notes from Wikiquote
Stephen Fry actually admitted this was a quote from a friend, not himself. (Moab Is My Washpot)
She has a very intense poetic mind. That's what makes it — that voice that comes in.
I don't need you to remind me of my age, I have a bladder to do that for me.
There’s nothing worse than the British in one of their fits of morality.
Wit can be beautiful, because it expresses and distils an idea.
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