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I read "Revolutionary Road" once a year. Aside from its word-by-word construction, I love how his characters deceive themselves.

— David Sedaris

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If you talk to people, you can have whatever you want.

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind.

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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Bertrand Russell Marriage and Morals (1929)

Not for the body, but for the heart; companion and company are needed.

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Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies,
And Venus sets ere Mercury can rise.

Alexander Pope

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