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Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong.

— Russell Baker There's a Country in My Cellar (1990)

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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.

So far as I could make out, what writers did couldn't even be classified as work.

Growing Up (1982)

The old notion that brevity is the essence of wit has succumbed to the modern idea that tedium is the essence of quality.

There's a Country in My Cellar (1990)

It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

Unaware of history's higher significance, I slumbered through the bliss of infancy, feeling no impulse whatever to make something of myself.

Growing Up (1982)

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