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If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't fuck them.

— John Waters Role Models (2010)

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Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?

I would never want to film hard-core pornography, because it always looks like open-heart surgery to me.

Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (1981)

Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.

Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (1981)

Cheer up. You never know — maybe something awful will happen tomorrow.

Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (1981)

We're husky, we're hairy, we're homosexual, and out of the second closet.

A Dirty Shame (2004)

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Reading maketh a full man; conference a ready man; and writing an exact man.

Francis Bacon Meditationes sacræ (1597)

It is not in the books of the Philosophers, but in the religious symbolism of the Ancients, that we must look for the footprints of Science, and re-discover the Mysteries of Knowledge.

Albert Pike Morals and Dogma of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry (1871)

There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.

Ray Bradbury Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

Logan Pearsall Smith Afterthoughts (1931)

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