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The bottle-nosed whale is a furlong long,
And likewise wise
But headstrong strong

— Michael Flanders

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Pity the poor old rhino with
A bodger on its bonce.

Son, son, I admire your sincerity. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not.

The English, the English, the English are best -
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!

I'm a g-nu,
I'm a g-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo

Mud! Mud! Glorious mud!
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood.
So, follow me, follow, down to the hollow,
And there let us wallow in glorious mud.

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