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What I like about Clive
Is that he is no longer alive.
There is a great deal to be said
For being dead.

— Edmund Clerihew Bentley Clerihews: Biography for Beginners (1905)

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That is almost the definition of any friendship that is worthwhile — that we don't care a damn how you behave yourself.

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Is it a cosmic law, d'you think, that conceited men's hats are always too small?

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Trent read and re-read the pitiful message [a suicide note], so full of the awful egotism of grief.

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When their lordships asked Bacon How many bribes he had taken He had at least the grace To get very red in the face.

And as for that low, velvety voice of hers, if she asked me to murder my best friend I should have to do it on the spot.

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