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Although I am not averse to wasting a few hours playing computer games, I have never tried my hand at Doom. Judging by sales figures and testimonials, playing the game has to be an infinitely preferable experience to watching this pathetic excuse for a movie.

— James Berardinelli Review of Doom (2005)

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More quotes by James Berardinelli

Norbit operates on the principle that vulgarity is automatically funny. Crassness doesn't need a joke attached because it is (in and of itself) the height of hilarity.

Review of Norbit (2007)

If you thought it was impossible for a film to contain less effective comedy than Date Movie, here's evidence to the contrary.

Review of Epic Movie (2007)

The Phantom Menace is not a masterpiece, but it's an example of how imagination, craftsmanship, and technological bravura can fashion superior entertainment out of something that is far from flawless.

Review of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)

Since 1977, there have been many science fiction movies, but none has managed to equal [A New Hope's] blend of adventure, likable characters, and epic storytelling.

Review of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)

Parodies are hard to do well, as is shown by the mediocrity of so many recent attempts. No matter how ripe a genre is for satirizing, unless you know how to do it, there are no guarantees.

Review of Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

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