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It used to be said of a man who had suffered a catastrophic setback in his line of work that he had been handed his head on a platter. We are being handed our heads with tweezers now.

— Kurt Vonnegut Timequake (1997)

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Maybe God has let everybody who ever lived be reborn — so he or she can see how it ends.

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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.

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