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Marilyn Monroe who has never had mosquitoes sing in her ears and suck her blood, leaving red swellings as they fly away. A Princess Diana who has never woken up at midnight with hunger. A Taylor Swift who has never experienced a blackout.

— Stephen Buoro The Five Sorrowful Mysteries of Andy Africa (2023)

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..writes as clearly and sweetly as Hillary Clinton.

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