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Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern; put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage; put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing; put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.

— Josh Billings Affurisms. From Josh Billings: His Sayings (1865)

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I honestly beleave it iz better tew know nothing than two know what ain't so.

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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

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