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Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

— Jesse Ventura

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The media today are controlled by the big corporations. It's all about ratings and money.

Don't Start the Revolution Without Me! (2008)

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Given how many convicts awaiting capital punishment have been cleared because of DNA evidence, I no longer support the death penalty.

Don't Start the Revolution Without Me! (2008)

Especially at these young ages, I call it brainwashing to make it mandatory to recite the Pledge of Allegiance.

Don't Start the Revolution Without Me! (2008)

The current use of the National Guard is wrong... These are men who did not sign up to go occupy foreign nations.

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