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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

— Terry Pratchett The Unadulterated Cat (1989)

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

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Charity ain’t giving people what you wants to give, it’s giving people what they need to get.

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I don't think I've found God, but I may have seen where gods come from.

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This book had two authors, and they were both the same person.

The Carpet People (1971)

Dodger lived in a world where nobody asked questions apart from: “How much?” and “What’s in it for me?”

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Milan Kundera The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1984)

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