More quotes by Evan Esar
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
An epigram is the marriage of wit, and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there.
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