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Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
One man's piss-soaked sadomasochistic orgy is another man's poetic ecstasy.
No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
Seattle sucks. New York and Chicago are real cities. Seattle is Dubuque, Iowa, putting on airs. People here think Seattle is Paris... it ain't. I've been to Paris, and this place isn't Paris.
So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
But just because we're conditioned to view some things as disgusting and immoral doesn't mean that some things aren't, in actual point of fact, disgusting and immoral. Human sacrifice, for instance. Or cannibalism. Or Ann Coulter.
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