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I found that I had become so spinsterish that I was made neurotic not only by my life of domesticity but by the slightest derangement of my room. I would burst into a fit of weeping if the kettle was not facing due east.

— Quentin Crisp The Naked Civil Servant (1968)

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

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