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born 1972 United States
Ze Frank (born Hosea Frank on 31 March 1972, first name IPA: ['ze], rhymes with "say") is an online performance artist and humorist based in Brooklyn, New York.
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Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business..
Any individual entity that pretends to understand the rules that guide this space is under an illusion.
'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own..
Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show").
Trying to defeat an ideology by killing individuals is like trying to save a marriage with a blowjob. It might buy you some time, but in the end it'll just suck. .
Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.
Don't swim up stream, baby. The future was right where you were. .
This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to. (Standard sign-off for "The Show"; varies at times).
Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chicka quack quack.
Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?! .
It's complimacated. (sounds like compli-ma-kayted, emphasis on first syllable)
The word vagina is a beautiful word, like all words that have v's and g's in them, like gavel, or evangelical. I love vaginas, and evangelicals. I fucking hate gavels though.
The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.
This little bathtub smells like ass..
Generalized statements … which instill nebulous fear without specific information are exactly in line with the goals of terrorism. .
(On airplane etiquette) Although reclining your seat is technically your right, just like free speech if you exercise it to your limits everyone around you will think you're an asshole.
Look! A see-through wall of glass!
...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit. .
Are the new viewers gone yet?
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