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Disputed quotes — William Archibald Spooner

1844–1930 England

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8 quotes

You have deliberately tasted two worms and you can leave Oxford by the town drain.

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I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.

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You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle.

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You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain.

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Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet.

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The Lord is a shoving leopard.

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Three cheers for our queer old dean!

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Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?

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Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: William Archibald Spooner (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.