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Donald Trump should be given the Medal of Freedom for speaking his mind in such a bold, honest and straight-forward manner.
Give Trump the Medal of Freedom (2015)
If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.
Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
And in my mind, I'm going, 'why can't I just shoot this guy in the spine right now? Shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him?'
They know I do it for free They give me cat scratch fever…
GOP, your very existence is on the line here. Show some honesty or you’re done.
Give Trump the Medal of Freedom (2015)
The magic's in my hands
When in doubt I whip it out…
Thanksgiving is not an anachronism whose time is past. It is much more than a holiday to celebrate a meal shared between the Pilgrims and Native Americans. It is a time to reflect and be thankful for what we have--not for what we cherish, desire or envy.
In Ted's world, we want the death penalty to be imposed at the scene of the crime.
I'll show you some security and I'll show you some peace: Nagasaki and Hiroshima. You fuck with us and we'll fucking melt you.
The New York Times interview (2005)
With all due respect, many in the entertainment industry are deep into mind-altering substance abuse, and when one’s logic and intellectual calculating powers are replaced with dopey feel-good, fantasy-driven denial, the democratic party serves them well.
They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation?
The New York Times interview (2005)
And let's all be honest here; more of us believe in the American hero Sheriff Joe Arpaio's thorough investigation into your phony birth certificate and phony history than the phony media's smoke and mirrors.
I indeed do respect all people for the positives in their life. Sadly, there comes a time of diminishing returns in the balance. At the end of the day, my respect is reserved for those solidly in the asset column of mankind.
Postings on Pantera (2006)
[I] never thought too highly of anyone foolish enough to take on the nickname of a life-destroying dope product and promote such family-destroying conduct on stage.
Postings on Pantera (2006)
Ted likes his meat dead, enough said
Supergroup (2006)
Mr. Trump didn’t create this economic swan dive to the street. Our politicians did.
Give Trump the Medal of Freedom (2015)
Practice, practice, practice. Practice until you get a guitar welt on your chest...if it makes you feel good, don't stop until you see the blood from your fingers. Then you'll know you're on to something!