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Quotes from Radio 2 Show — Russell Brand

born 1975 England

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13 quotes

I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah". I think there's something wrong with my headphones.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

That diamond encrusted goat's skull is the height of good taste!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

I'm waiting for something worth waiting for.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

I'm genuinely and actually a bit like Jesus.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

This is Hollywood, mate. People bring chihuahuas round!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

I'll riverdance while that's happening, 'cause it seems to be what I naturally do anyway.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

I believe Finland's economy is based on Moomin juice.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

I love the BBC, it's a gorgeous organisation and it's just 'cos it's got vaguely socialist state-run tendencies that people like bloody old Rupert Murdoch coat it off in the Sun, and it's gotta stop!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

After the revolution we will be broadcasting constant messages into a microchip inside your brains. It's gonna be great!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

That's right middle America, I loves Jemus!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

Noel Fielding's not in, Noel Gallagher's not in, I think the message is don't trust Noels! Noel Edmunds, deal or no deal? No deal Noel!

Radio 2 Show (2007)

Noel Gallagher looks like a mum's mate.

Radio 2 Show (2007)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Russell Brand (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.