Quotes from Ron English's Fauxlosophy — Ron English
born 1959 United States
87 quotes
There’s nothing more dangerous than a good idea.
It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him.
No one should possess more than they can hold in their heart.
The rules always seem to be in the service of someone else.
Education prepares the next generation for life and debt.
You can’t have your kitsch and your good taste, too.
In the future everyone will be dead for 15 minutes.
Some people play hard to get; I play hard to want.
The lesser of two evils is not the greater good.
Nothing is normal until you get used to it.
There’s nothing to dream about in heaven.
You can’t remember what you never forgot.
Fall is the season the leaves do dread, because gravity loves the color red.
It’s not the size of the brush; it’s the expanse of the imagination.
You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead.
Being a big fish in a small pond is great until you have to poop.
You can lead a horse to Harvard but you can’t make him think.
It’s not the journey that weighs you down; it’s the baggage.
A stream of consciousness leads to an ocean of revelations.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ron English (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.