Quotes from Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 — Ron English
born 1959 United States
73 quotes
Memories have their own way with the past.
Doing is thinking in the third dimension.
Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve.
I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine.
I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener.
It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward.
If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity.
A gun in the hand is worth a corpse in the Promised Land.
I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned.
A man with a bomb has never to beg.
Nothing’s a mistake until you make it.
Good things come to those with bait.
Mistakes clear the path for success.
The road to hell is littered with ads.
Dodge the draft or dodge the bullets.
He who has not sinned lacks a stone.
Heaven is a Christian-free eternity.
Money is the root of all motivation.
A full house beats one of a kind.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ron English (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.