Quotes from Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 — Ron English
born 1959 United States
73 quotes
The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention.
The only thing I would do different is more of the same.
I hope my journey to death lasts at least ninety years.
Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror.
The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome.
Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it.
If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road.
Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility.
Memories remake the past, dreams remake the future.
If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours.
Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal.
One percent intention, ninety nine percent desire.
Anything worth doing can be done by someone else.
It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke.
Don't let your actions betray your intentions.
It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it.
Her beauty is best experienced in the dark.
The irreplaceable get stuck where they are.
A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave.
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ron English (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.